I would totally fuck present day Elian Gonzalez.
One time in German class, I asked why lipstick is a masculine word. The teacher said “because of the shape it is” and proceeded to jerk off an imaginary cock with both hands.
I never asked anymore questions in that class.
When I put on a tank top for the first time this year.
- Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
- Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me