The Lunchbox Adventures

Grr. Woof. Sneeze. Cough.

I would totally fuck present day Elian Gonzalez.

versaceslut:

versaceslut:

i made the logo cursive and its so cute <3

please stop messaging me about this. i didnt know i still had that tab open. im sorry okay?

Hey, every girl loves a beautiful rose. No judgment.

versaceslut:

versaceslut:

i made the logo cursive and its so cute <3

please stop messaging me about this. i didnt know i still had that tab open. im sorry okay?

Hey, every girl loves a beautiful rose. No judgment.

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gaycave:

One time in German class, I asked why lipstick is a masculine word. The teacher said “because of the shape it is” and proceeded to jerk off an imaginary cock with both hands.
I never asked anymore questions in that class.

When I put on a tank top for the first time this year.

When I put on a tank top for the first time this year.

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  • Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
  • Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me